I took a young woman from her law firm in Georgetown yesterday out to friggin' Leesburg, VA! Then I took her back. If you'd like me to do the math for you, that's $167 on the meter, a sizable tip, and done in exactly 2 hours. I'm basically paid up for the rest of the week, so all the money I make now is gravy for Foxfield this weekend. Totally sweet.
This morning I took a woman from near the Nats Stadium to her work in Ballston. It's the second time I've gotten her in the past few weeks, and so we had a nice chat. Well, mostly nice, but really boring. She lives by herself, and was able to successfully change the subject to her cats three times during our ten minute trip.
1) I rolled down the window, and she asked if it was because of her perfume, which she has to wear a lot of because her cats piss all over her house.
2) I commented that it was such a nice day. She said she didn't like nice weather like we have today and we had last weekend because it reminds her of the day one of her cats died.
3) I told her that I had a good weekend because I saw a lot of her family. She said that her daughter won't visit because of all of her cats. Her son-in-law claims that he's allergic, but she KNOWS that he was living with her daughter's cat and dog, but that was just "when he was trying to get married."
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That is one craaaazy cat lady, you know one of these days you'll hear on the news about the RSPCA busting her for holding 50 cats hostage in her house and the whole place filthy and reeking of piss......:p
ReplyDeleteHow about...no one will visit b/c your house reeks of cat urine...so much to the point you need to wear heavy amounts of perfume to cover up the smell...yet you wonder why people won't visit you?!?!? First can I ever heard of second-hand piss (and it pertaining to a smell)...
ReplyDeleteAmazing...