Monday, March 30, 2009

My Boner

In honor of this terrific Batman comic, I wanted to mention a small boner I had the other day. Really, one of the smaller boners I've had. I picked up a young lady on Saturday morning. She was going from S Scott and Columbia Pike to N Quincy. The obvious move is left on Columbia Pike, right on Glebe, right on Quincy and BAM we're there. Well, she was cute, so I immediately committed a boner and tried to impress her with a cooler route (R on Columbia Pike, 27 North, L on N 10th, L on Wilson, R on Quincy). I have to say - my boner was probably so small that she didn't even notice, but I was embarrassed by it anyway. We went about a half mile and a minute or two longer than we should have. What a boner!

4 comments:

  1. Yes, but did you get the tip you were after?

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  2. haha, yeah she tipped perfectly fine, actually. but you know, i still wasn't happy with it, of course - pride in my work, etc.

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  3. Just remember next time that what some customers may consider a small boner is a huge boner to others.

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  4. Perhaps focusing too much on getting your tip in was the source of that embarrassing boner. I hope you didn't make her late -- that truly would have been a dick move.

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